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Attention Oregon Road Bike Racers!
Here are a couple pointers for you to follow when you go road racing again.
1) Wash your gear and replace that old nasty worn out stuff with something crisp. There should be no holes and the sublimation should not be faded so bad I can see your skin.
2) Wear a matching kit. I should look at you on the road and be able to tell the last 3 squads you were associated with.
3) Wear your helmet correctly. I should not be able to see your entire forehead.
4) Shave your legs, especially in the Pro, 1,2 race. You've reach a certain level of competition, time to get serious.
5) Take all the dangling cute shit off your bike. I don't want to find myself trying to go up the road with a dude that has Tickle We Elmo hanging from his saddle rails.
6) Fenders....really?
This is road racing let's class it up.
1) Wash your gear and replace that old nasty worn out stuff with something crisp. There should be no holes and the sublimation should not be faded so bad I can see your skin.
2) Wear a matching kit. I should look at you on the road and be able to tell the last 3 squads you were associated with.
3) Wear your helmet correctly. I should not be able to see your entire forehead.
4) Shave your legs, especially in the Pro, 1,2 race. You've reach a certain level of competition, time to get serious.
5) Take all the dangling cute shit off your bike. I don't want to find myself trying to go up the road with a dude that has Tickle We Elmo hanging from his saddle rails.
6) Fenders....really?
This is road racing let's class it up.
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